a sitter for Neko for 5 days when i'm on a farm faraway..

Neko sings...

Wanted: a nanny for 1 adorable kitten

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Play games, all sort
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take me on outings, give me treats
Sing songs, bring sweets
Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love me as a son or daughter
And never smell of barley water
If you won't scold and dominate me
I will never give you cause to hate me
I won't hide your spectacles
So you can't see
Put toads in your bed
Or pepper in your tea
Hurry, Nanny!
Many thanks

Sincerely, Neko Wong/Lim